nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via tomlinsarse)

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via slavingpeoplesacrificingthings)

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

(via aqua--relle)

pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

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