android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

(via heavythehead)

insangelous:

whoolfen:

Jude law and Matt Damon

Instagram; rose_tynan
"Do I miss being Lucifer? I am Lucifer."
Mark Pellegrino, ladies and gentlemen (via kismetetc)

(via moriarty-sonicked-me)

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

(via slavingpeoplesacrificingthings)

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

(via mrs-superwholockian-hiddlesbatch)

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