you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via tomlinsarse)


do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via slavingpeoplesacrificingthings)


*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

(via aqua--relle)


can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

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