itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed


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rustypolished:

DEREK HALE IS GONNA PRETEND TO BREAK YOUR SHIT AND THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT.

DEREK HALE IS GONNA TEASE YOU FOR BEING STRESSED OUT BUT THEN OFFER YOU AN ENCOURAGING SMILE. 

DEREK HALE IS GONNA SMIRK LIKE A DOUCHE AND THEN SIT WITH YOU AND TELL YOU HE KNOWS YOU’RE GONNA DO A GOOD JOB.

DEREK HALE, PROFESSIONAL OLDER BROTHER. 

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dietchola:

why is every girl prettier than me

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ringokotomi:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

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ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

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